MY THREESOME

I have to finally admit I am having an affair with Amazon and PayPal.  Yes, it’s a threesome.  Sometimes my husband is even in the room, unaware of the tryst.  The relationship goes from hot and heavy to barely acknowledging each other.  Not because of anything they have said or done but that darn bank account tries to get in on the relationship.

Lately, though, I do believe we need to break up due to excessive co-habitation.  So, for now, PayPal and I are over.  I’m still snuggling with Amazon, but really, without PayPal the excitement is gone.  Maybe someday we’ll all meet up again . . . perhaps go away for the weekend with some catalogs.  BUT, until then . . . farewell.   Know that I’ll always care.  (Please don’t forget me or my account number.)

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